Adam's Post

So I was on the bus, and Jesus comes and sits next to me. I said to him, "What are you doing in Swindon Big J?" and he said that he was studying media make-up at college. Apparantly there is big demand for make-up artists in heaven, and being the son of God and the savoir of mankind doesn't rake in the benjamins as much as it used to. However, there was problems. Jesus wasn't able to get cheap student bus fares because he was over 19 and also he had no I.D. Shame really. He died for us and yet he has to pay £38 for a monthly bus pass rather than £25. Let this warn you. Don't leave dogs in hot cars, because they will die.