who told who?

the teacher was told by the head teacher
the head teacher was told by the government
the government was told by god
god was told by god
god was told by gods dad
gods dad was told by gods dads dad
gods dads dad was told by gandhi
gandhi was told by mrs mortimer
mrs mortimer was told by andy
andy was told by adam
adam was told by dad
dad was told be a teacher
the teacher was told by the head teacher.....

and so the story unravals.....