muh ha ha ha ha! just felt like being evil! anyways moving on... now that you can talk propally we shall begin! well heres some emergency instructions incase your in dier need of help!

press 1 for help
press 2 for the computer to explode
press 3 for aliens to eat the ground
press 4 for a giant sea horse to burst into your living room....

well now that your crisis has ended jump out of the plane....oh yeah and next time remeber the parashoot!